So I've been sick this last week. Fevers, headaches, strep throat . . . you get the picture. I'm feeling much better today, but one of the days I was sick and felt like they should stick me in a sarcophagus, I was telling my family about a joke I want them to pull at my funeral. It got me thinking about different jokes I had heard and I thought I would share this one with you.
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today Is my first day driving a cab... I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
AHAHAHAHA!!!! That's really good!
ReplyDeleteFeel ya about being sick though. Some nasty virus is going around. We've go it too.
I hope you all feel better soon, Gloria! It sure is no fun being sick.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious!! I'm glad your feeling better!!
ReplyDeleteJoanna
Thanks, Joanna, I am feeling MUCH better. :)
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